specialization (a dinosaur comic)

Science majors piss off liberal arts majors by asking them about their future plans and which fast food restaurant they’d like to work for. Liberal arts majors piss off science majors by asking how they feel about striving to be inanimate gears in corporate machinery.
But this can all be avoided!
We can solve all the bitterness caused by our different majors just by thinking about it in terms of classes in rpgs. So instead of going around saying “Oh hey you’re a music major? Do you want fries with that degree?” We can instead say “Oh hey you’re a music major? Bards are flippin awesome!”
But wait T-Rex do you really think our problems can be solved this easily?
Not to worry Utahraptor just try it.
etc.