You will graduate UCLA
You will apply for many jobs at top companies and received offers
You will work at your chosen company for three years
One day you will dream about Zerg
You become infatuated and sexually attracted to Zerg
You decide to visit Korea to meet other Zergsexuals
The Korean players suggest you try out the game “Starcraft 2″
You play. Your life changes
You never do anything out
You eat only kimchi for sustenance
For all you know, the sun may have died but none of that matters
Then one day you get a call
It is your mom. She is scared
She says ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’
You end up in Bel Air. That is where you are going
August 13th, 2010 at 8:06 am
You will graduate UCLA
You will apply for many jobs at top companies and received offers
You will work at your chosen company for three years
One day you will dream about Zerg
You become infatuated and sexually attracted to Zerg
You decide to visit Korea to meet other Zergsexuals
The Korean players suggest you try out the game “Starcraft 2″
You play. Your life changes
You never do anything out
You eat only kimchi for sustenance
For all you know, the sun may have died but none of that matters
Then one day you get a call
It is your mom. She is scared
She says ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’
You end up in Bel Air. That is where you are going